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译文：
Alan Shore: 我得承认这案子真的虾到我了Denny，像她这样的行为，被判入狱我一点也不稀奇
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虾到我了
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是吓吧
106楼
译文：
Denny Crane: 怎么了？
Al ... [/quote]
NS好眼力,这个都看出来了,偶还真的没注意,虽然已经检查一遍过了~:call:44 有时候打字会出现这种错误的，难免的。
看到了，就说了。:call:57 真的是太不简单了。。。
怎么看的哦。。。
英文也好。。。
有史以来最长的一个帖子了。。 [quote]原帖由 [i]lovilie[/i] 于 2007-12-2 01:03 发表 [url=http://219.153.65.160/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3547091&ptid=209749][img]http://219.153.65.160/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
真的是太不简单了。。。
怎么看的哦。。。
英文也好。。。
有史以来最长的一个帖子了。。 [/quote]
:call:45 Q宝...你...你,偶整理完了你才来支持下,还老是神出鬼没的,真不HD...
不过偶没有的关系啦~~~:call:57 [quote]原帖由 [i]chuantiaoyu[/i] 于 2007-12-2 11:08 发表 [url=http://www.1000fr.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3547419&ptid=209749][img]http://www.1000fr.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
:call:45 Q宝...你...你,偶整理完了你才来支持下,还老是神出鬼没的,真不HD...
不过偶没有的关系啦~~~:call:57 [/quote]
最开始可是我给你加的分哦，还给你加的精华。。。
有开始就有结尾嘛。。
我才开始看加勒比海盗3，神鬼启航。。。。
哈哈哈哈哈，开玩笑的还没看。 [quote]原帖由 [i]lovilie[/i] 于 2007-12-2 18:21 发表 [url=http://219.153.65.160/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3548384&ptid=209749][img]http://219.153.65.160/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
最开始可是我给你加的分哦，还给你加的精华。。。
有开始就有结尾嘛。。
我才开始看加勒比海盗3，神鬼启航。。。。
哈哈哈哈哈，开玩笑的还没看。 [/quote]
精华...再给我加两个精华怎么样,偶更新了三季的呀,有开始就有结尾嘛~~~:call:57
S04 EP08剧透
Denny被两个便衣警察控告在浴室教唆gay sex-_- , Shirley 为一个因在节目中宣称年老的人应该去死而被解雇的电台主持人辩护（应对的是：Bethany; Whitney接的一个14岁的未来律师的Case，他父母反对给他买iphone因为怕他用来看黄片... 第四季啦，偶第二季还没有看完。那个第一季，你还往网盘上传了没有 [quote]原帖由 [i]爱死你[/i] 于 2007-12-4 00:59 发表 [url=http://219.153.65.160/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3552714&ptid=209749][img]http://219.153.65.160/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]第四季啦，偶第二季还没有看完。那个第一季，你还往网盘上传了没有 [/quote]
NS要看啦，那偶传去~~~:call:43 S04 EP08
原文：
Denny Crane: Tell me the truth. Wouldn’t you hate it if people thought you were gay?
Alan Shore: Well, I’d hate the idea of being perceived as deceitful or dishonest. As for sexual orientation, I—Women are much less guarded around gay men, Denny. You could endear yourself as a bit of a Trojan horse before surprising them with your . . . Trojan.
Denny Crane: I never thought of that. This could be an advantage. Thank you, Alan. I’m not crazy about you lumping me with that closet Democrat from Idaho, but . . . Still, thank you.
Alan Shore: Can you believe the DA tried to exploit us for being flamingos?
Denny Crane: Ach, ridiculous! Thank God he didn’t find out we like to dress up as the Lennon Sisters.
Alan Shore: He actually tried to shame us for our sleepovers.
Denny Crane: Bigot! Oh, those homosexuals can’t stand the thought of legitimate male bonding.
Alan Shore: Where’s the tolerance?
Denny Crane: Mmm. Oh, did you hear? Shirley went up against Bethany?
Alan Shore: No.
Denny Crane: Uh, huh. Hmm. God, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex with a dwarf!
Alan Shore: Me, too. Me, too.
Denny Crane: It’s the little things, Alan.
Denny Crane: We gotta stop working so much.
Alan Shore: Well, maybe if you could stop getting arrested.
Denny Crane: I’m the problem?
Alan Shore: Oh, you have been causing a fair amount of trouble lately.
Denny Crane: You think I’ve lived the evil life? I womanize, I drink, break the law. Now, to be mistaken for a . . . a . . . well, you get to be my age, you worry about the afterlife; where you’re heading. You ever think about those things?
Alan Shore: Sometimes. Then I remember what Mark Twain said. “You go to heaven for the climate, but to hell for the company.” So, no matter what, in the end—
Denny Crane: We’ll be together.
Alan Shore: Indeed.
Denny Crane: Soulmates in hell. I love it. I bet they have dwarves in hell.
Alan Shore: How can they not?
Denny Crane: Suddenly, I’m less afraid of death.
Alan Shore: There you go.
译文：
Denny Crane: 告诉我实话，如果别人以为你是同性恋，你会不会介意？
Alan Shore: 呃，我会介意被别人视我为骗子，不诚实的，至于性取向，嗯…女人对同性恋男人的戒心较小Denny，你可以假装自己是同性恋去接近女人，然后…给她们惊喜…
Denny Crane: 我以前怎么没想到过!这真是个好主意（笑…）谢谢Alan，拿我和那位爱达荷州的民主党人相提并论我并不很喜欢，但…还是要谢谢你
Alan Shore: 检察官居然拿咱俩火烈鸟来说事
Denny Crane: 荒谬，幸亏他们还没发现咱俩还装扮成柠檬姐妹
Alan Shore: 他想用一起过夜的事来羞辱我们
Denny Crane: 偏执狂，那帮同性恋们不会理解正当男人之间的接触
Alan Shore: 容忍在哪里？
Denny Crane: 嗯，你听说了吗？Shirley和Bethany干上了？
Alan Shore: 没有
Denny Crane: 啊，嗯…好久没有和那个侏儒上床了
Alan Shore: 我也是…我也是
Denny Crane: 这些都是小事Alan
Denny Crane: 我们应该少点工作了
Alan Shore: 呃，或许你应该少被逮捕吧
Denny Crane: 是我的问题？
Alan Shore: 噢，你最近惹了不少的麻烦
Denny Crane: 你认为我过得很腐败？我玩女人，喝酒，触犯法律，现在又被误抓…呃…到了我这个年纪，就会担心来世，担心前程，你考虑过没有？
Alan Shore: 有时，之后我想到马克吐温的话“为思想上天堂，为朋友下地狱”，所以，无论如何，最终…
Denny Crane: 咱们还会在一起
Alan Shore: 确实
Denny Crane: 地狱中的心灵伙伴，我喜欢，地狱里一定会有侏儒
Alan Shore: 怎么会没有呢？
Denny Crane: 我突然不那么怕死了
Alan Shore: 又来了
[[i] 本帖最后由 chuantiaoyu 于 2007-12-8 22:31 编辑 [/i]]
S04 EP09预告
12月11日: No Brains Left BehindDenny因为某个餐厅想要起诉Bert McAdams；Alan 和Denny 试图加入国民警卫队，但是按照规定最大年龄不得超过42岁，所以都被拒了；Marlena (Shirley的孙女)因为篡改标准化测验而被开除，她希望得到法律帮助... [quote]原帖由 [i]chuantiaoyu[/i] 于 2007-12-3 11:57 发表 [url=http://www.1000fr.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3549623&ptid=209749][img]http://www.1000fr.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
精华...再给我加两个精华怎么样,偶更新了三季的呀,有开始就有结尾嘛~~~:call:57 [/quote]
有付出才有收获，嘿嘿。。
努力了自然就精华了，两个精华都小CASE了
而且这样多锻炼你的英语能力啊，要感谢BL，嘿嘿 [quote]原帖由 [i]lovilie[/i] 于 2007-12-8 22:58 发表 [url=http://219.153.65.160/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3574045&ptid=209749][img]http://219.153.65.160/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
有付出才有收获，嘿嘿。。
努力了自然就精华了，两个精华都小CASE了
而且这样多锻炼你的英语能力啊，要感谢BL，嘿嘿 [/quote]
终于又留言啦...
:call:44 谢谢Q宝的鼓励,哇哈哈哈~~~
偶英文能力其实还行,特别是口语和听力方面...:call:51 不过偶完全是为自己而学,因为和自己专业没多大关系~:call:57 S04 EP09
原文：
Denny Crane : You know... it's against coast guard policy to drink while in uniform .
Alan Shore : Denny,these aren't real . We rented them at the costume shop .
Denny Crane : Even so , if we don't behave ourselves , we'll never pass the background check .
Alan Shore : We'll get in . You and I were meant for the coast guard .
Denny Crane : Oh , we're gonna be in the military . Already my penis feels bigger .
Alan Shore : You know,you would think with everything going wrong these days volunteerism would be down in this country , but it's actually up , way up .
Denny Crane : Well , of course it is . That's the beauty of incompetent government . People know they have to fend for themselves . That was his plan all along . He hatched it with rove .
Alan Shore : That was bush's plan?
Denny Crane : Damn right . He's a lot smarter than people give him credit for . Act like an idiot for eight years , then people step up and volunteer . It's brilliant .
Alan Shore : He didn't need to send us to war . I was convinced enough with the way he spoke the english language .
Denny Crane : Oh , alan . Alan , alan , alan . You need to look at the big picture he .
Alan Shore : Alan Shore : Which is?
Denny Crane : How do you nuke iran and iraq without starting a world war? You claim it was an accident . Who else but george W. Could pull that off? Except maybe me .
Alan Shore : You?
Denny Crane : Yeah , I would claim it was the ,uh , mad cow .
Alan Shore : Denny,if you were president , seriously , you would nuke iraq and iran?
Denny Crane : Before breakfast.
Alan Shore : Then what,north korea?
Denny Crane : Okay.
Alan Shore : Pakistan?
Denny Crane : Why not?
Alan Shore : Afghanistan?
Denny Crane : If there's time.
Alan Shore : This is the uniform talking . You wouldn't blow up anybody .
Denny Crane : Oh , really?
Alan Shore : No. You're all talk . Under all your bravado , you're a nice guy with a big heart .
Denny Crane : Women love men in uniform .
Alan Shore : Imagine being Denny Crane and in uniform .
Denny Crane : There goes my penis again .Every time I think that life can't get any better... We're in the military , we have an in-house hooker.
Alan Shore : She's not a hooker .
Denny Crane : With a fajita , you say?
Alan Shore : Fatwa ,and that was made up . Denny , if they try to fire lorraine , you need to stand up for her . She could be in for some trouble .
Denny Crane : Well , I'll stand up for her if she'll lie down for me .
Alan Shore : You and I need to consider the less fortunate . Look how good life has been to us .
Denny Crane : Yeah . So good . I need a tank. Do you think they'll issue me a tank?
Alan Shore : I don't think the coast guard has tanks .
Denny Crane : I'd look good in one . Admit it .
Alan Shore : Oh , my god . The image of it-- Denny Crane in a tank .
译文：
Denny Crane : 知道吗，穿着制服喝酒是违反海岸警卫队规定的
Alan Shore : Denny这制服又不是真的，我们是在制服店租的
Denny Crane : 尽管如此，如果我们不检点一下行为的话，就无法通过政审
Alan Shore : 我们会通过的，我们天生就是做海岸警卫队的料
Denny Crane : 噢我们要进军队了，我都开始兴奋了
Alan Shore :你也许觉得最近的事情都不对劲，这个国家的志愿主义都落伍了，但事实上他们进步了，远远在前
Denny Crane : 当然是的，这就是不合格政府的魅力所在，人们知道要为自己而奋斗，那一直都是他的计划，他策划好的
Alan Shore : 那是布什的计划?
Denny Crane : 没错，他其实很聪明，装傻充愣了8年，然后人们开始自愿参军，太聪明了
Alan Shore : 他不用去挑起战争的，光听他说英语的那副腔调就够受的了
Denny Crane : 噢Alan Alan，你得从全局着想
Alan Shore : 是什么?
Denny Crane : 如果不发动战争的话,怎么对伊朗和伊拉克实施核打击? 声称这是个意外,除了布什还有谁会这么说?也许除了我之外
Alan Shore : 你?
Denny Crane :是 啊，我会声称是…疯牛病
Alan Shore : Denny如果你是总统，说真的 你会核打击伊朗和伊拉克吗?
Denny Crane : 前奏而已
Alan Shore : 然后呢，朝鲜?
Denny Crane : 好的
Alan Shore : 巴基斯坦?
Denny Crane : 何乐而不为?
Alan Shore : 阿富汗?
Denny Crane : 有时间的话
Alan Shore : 这只是制服在作怪，你不会炸飞任何人的
Denny Crane : 哦 是吗?
Alan Shore : 你才不会，你光说空话，虚张声势，你只是个…心胸宽广的好人
Denny Crane : 女人喜欢穿制服男人
Alan Shore : 想象一下Denny Crane穿制服的样子
Denny Crane : 我又开始兴奋了...每次当我觉得生活不会比这更好了…我们要进军队了，还有自己的妓女
Alan Shore : 她不是妓女
Denny Crane : Fajita的裁决，像你说的?
Alan Shore : 宗教裁决，而且那都是编的，Denny如果他们要解雇Lorraine的话，你要替她说话，她可能会有麻烦
Denny Crane : 很好，我帮她说话，她和我上床
Alan Shore : 咱们得多关心一下不幸的人们，看我们生活多滋润啊
Denny Crane :是啊 太好了…我要辆坦克，你认为他们会分给我一辆坦克吗?
Alan Shore : 海岸警卫队可不会有坦克
Denny Crane : 我开着肯定帅气 承认吧
Alan Shore : 噢上帝，想象一下Denny Crane开着辆坦克…
[[i] 本帖最后由 chuantiaoyu 于 2007-12-19 12:39 编辑 [/i]] Alan Shore : 每次当我觉得生活不会比这更好了…我们要进军队了，还有自己的妓女
Denny Crane : 她不是妓女
Alan Shore : Fajita的裁决，像你说的?
Denny Crane : 宗教裁决，而且那都是编的
________Alen和Denny反了 [quote]原帖由 [i]vanecat009[/i] 于 2007-12-18 21:43 发表 [url=http://219.153.65.160/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3608435&ptid=209749][img]http://219.153.65.160/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Alan Shore : 每次当我觉得生活不会比这更好了…我们要进军队了，还有自己的妓女
Denny Crane : 她不是妓女
Alan Shore : Fajita的裁决，像你说的?
Denny Crane : 宗教裁决，而且那都是编的
________Alen和 ... [/quote]
已修正，谢谢提醒啊~~~:call:442 全部收集了……非常感谢楼上的…… 楼主是有心人阿，谢谢楼主，收藏了都:call:21
[[i] 本帖最后由 笑看风淡去 于 2007-12-20 10:53 编辑 [/i]] S04 EP10
原文：
Denny Crane: Can you imagine the nerve of that doctor telling me I wouldn’t live long enough to get Alzheimer’s? I’ll make it. You watch.
Alan Shore: What are the odds of somebody getting Mad Cow and Alzheimer’s?
Denny Crane: Right. See? I feel good. I think it’s good to live life as though it were a finite thing. Cause, it is. I appreciate today. And tomorrow I’ll wake up, and there’ll be another day to savor. And after it I’ll go to bed and I’ll wake and there’ll be another. And another. And another. And a…Besides, I can reverse this MCI thing. Any time I want.
Alan Shore: You can?
Denny Crane: I’ve ready a study. Blood goes to your brain. Blood goes to your penis. But not at the same time. So I wanna hone my mental skills? I just cut down on the sex. Question is, “Is it really worth it?”
Alan Shore: I think Plato once asked that.
Denny Crane: Don’t you love Christmas? Anything goes wrong with the world, Christmas makes it go away. Decorations. Carols. The tree. I don’t tell this to too many people, but I once had sex with a Christmas tree. Not a real tree. When I was in college my parents had one of those Christmas masquerade party things. And ah, Diana Corlock, I think I mentioned her to you, she brought her slutty cousin along and she was dressed so beautifully in a, a, she had the popcorn strings around her, and icicles, and candy cane from both… She was magic. So! Up to the room. And my mother walked in and caught me humping a tree. That was trouble. And she was already mad at me for suckin’ face with the Virgin Mary under a mistletoe. That was a tough party. Have you brought my present yet?
Alan Shore: Well, it’s still a little early.
Denny Crane: I know what I want.
Alan Shore: Tell me.
Denny Crane: Well, I saw you dancing close with Lorraine. A lot closer than I’ll ever get, but I’ve resigned myself to that. And her perfume rubbed off on you. I can smell it from here.
Alan Shore: And?
Denny Crane: Alan. Can I smell you?
Alan Shore: That’s all you want for Christmas?
Denny Crane: Please.
Alan Shore: Better not try anything.
Denny Crane: I won’t! Just wanna drink you in a little. And pretend. Hm. Oh my.
Alan Shore: What’s this perfume on you?
Denny Crane: It’s from one of the go-go dancers.
Alan Shore: Hm. It’s very good. Wow.
Denny Crane: Alan. Don’t talk. It makes it harder to pretend you’re Lorraine.
Alan Shore: Did she say what it was, this go-go girl?
Denny Crane: Smell all you want Alan, just don’t talk.
Alan Shore: May I say just one thing since this is my gift?
Denny Crane: What?
Alan Shore: Merry Christmas, Denny.
Denny Crane: Merry Christmas my friend.
译文：
Denny Crane: 你能想象那个医生有多大的胆子，敢说我活不到我得老年痴呆症的年龄？我会活到的，你作证
Alan Shore: 有多大的几率一个人既得了疯牛病又有老年痴呆？
Denny Crane: 就是啊！看吧，我现在感觉好极了，我觉得活得好像明日无多是对的，因为本来就是这样，今天我享受生活，明天我醒来，再享受另一天，之后，我上床睡觉，再醒来，又是一天，一天又一天，另外，只要我愿意，我随时可以把这个轻度认知障碍的问题搞定
Alan Shore: 是吗？
Denny Crane: 我读过一份研究报告，血液流向大脑，流向小鸡鸡，但不会同时流向两个地方，所以如果我想提高智力，我就会做爱，问题是，值得吗？
Alan Shore: 我想柏拉图也问过同样的问题
Denny Crane: 谁会不喜欢圣诞节？世界上无论有多少不好的事情，圣诞节都让它们统统消失，圣诞装饰，圣诞颂歌，圣诞树，我没怎么和别人说过，但是…我曾经和一棵圣诞树做过爱，不是真的树，我上大学的时候，我父母办了一次圣诞化装舞会，呃Diana Corlock我和你提起过，她和她那淫荡的表妹一起来的，她打扮得那么漂亮，呃…白色的装饰彩带绕了一身，小冰柱和糖果棒从两边…她无与伦比，然后我们上楼了，被我妈妈发现了，看见我和树在做爱，我有麻烦了，她已经因为我在寄生下狠命亲圣母玛利亚而气得发疯了，那个派对很要命啊，你给我买圣诞礼物了吗？
Alan Shore: 时间还早着呢
Denny Crane: 我知道我想要什么
Alan Shore: 告诉我
Denny Crane: 我看见你和Lorraine贴着一起跳舞，比我贴的近得多，但这我就不争了，你的身上沾了点她的香水，我在这儿就能闻到
Alan Shore: 还有呢？
Denny Crane: Alan，我闻闻你可以吗？
Alan Shore: 你圣诞节就想要这个？
Denny Crane: 拜托了
Alan Shore: 你最好别有其他的企图
Denny Crane: 我没有！我就是想…贴近点她，你假装是她…噢老天…
Alan Shore: 你身上是谁的香水？
Denny Crane: 是一个跳戈戈舞的
Alan Shore: 真好闻，喔~
Denny Crane: Alan，别说话，一说话就很难假装你是Lorraine了
Alan Shore: 那个跳戈戈舞的说了她用的是哪种香水了吗？
Denny Crane: 只用鼻子别动嘴Alan
Alan Shore: 既然这是我的礼物，我可以说一句吗？
Denny Crane: 是什么？
Alan Shore: 圣诞快乐Denny
Denny Crane: 圣诞快乐我的朋友
精彩
有到集尾都有段令人深思的对话非常的有看头
非常敬业
:call:44
我真是急着想把第四季的11集快共享出来，可惜我只是听的，不知道准否。
这次BL第四季11集，Denny Crane重现江湖，不仅自己包揽全部的工作，而且在一场非常有争议的谋杀案件中大获全胜... [quote]原帖由 [i]yidee[/i] 于 2008-1-27 02:00 发表 [url=http://www.1000fr.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3815580&ptid=209749][img]http://www.1000fr.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]这次BL第四季11集，Denny Crane重现江湖，不仅自己包揽全部的工作，而且在一场非常有争议的谋杀案件中大获全胜... [/quote]
偶一般等英文剧本出来后再更新~~~字幕的话也会可以考虑~~~
最近还考试，生物钟完全乱了~~~等偶放假就更新~~~ 真是好贴，准备全部背过。 S04 EP11
原文：
Denny：Alan...I wasn't sure I'd ever have a moment like that again.
Alan：What a moment it was. And to think you wanted to prevent me from sharing it.
Denny：Here we go. You look ridiculous in that disguise, by the way. I'm glad you were there.
Alan：Of course you are.
Denny：Go ahead.I know it's coming. Go ahead.
Alan：Sleepover tonight?
Denny：Did it ever occur to you that after a victory like that, I might qualify for some serious sex tonight?
Alan：That I'm not offering.
Denny：Maybe with Pene Lope. Maybe the judge. Did you see the look she gave me?
Alan：She gave you several looks. But, Denny, a day like this truly needs to be savored in the company of a best friend.
Denny：Which would be you.
Alan：Which would be me.
Denny：Which would be you. I was something, wasn't I?
Alan：Denny, you are always something.
Denny：I don't want this day to end.
Alan：Neither do I.
译文：
Denny：Alan...我不知道以后我还会不会再现今天的神勇表现
Alan：多好的表现啊，不过你却不让我参与进来
Denny：又来了，你那副打扮真是太可笑了（Alan笑）很高兴你能在那里
Alan：你当然高兴了
Denny：说吧，我知道你要说什么，说吧
Alan：今晚一起过夜？
Denny：（Denny笑）你有没有考虑过今天这样的胜利之后，今晚可以好好做爱？
Alan：我可不提供这种服务
Denny：或许是和Pene Lope，或许和那法官，你注意她看我的眼神了吗？
Alan：她给了你好几次眼神，但是Denny，像这样的一天应该和事务所里最好的朋友来分享
Denny：那当然是你了
Alan：就是我
Denny：就是你，我仍然是个人物，是吗？
Alan：Denny，一直以来你都是个人物
Denny：这样的日子我不想就这么结束
Alan：我也是 我是专门进来学习灵儿滴，呵呵顺便补习以下E文的翻译水平，恩，打算好了，把这个搞成英译汉或者汉译英，08年了，是该把自己压箱底的英文水准拿出来晒晒了，活活:call:43 [quote]原帖由 [i]笑看风淡去[/i] 于 2008-2-3 11:45 发表 [url=http://www.1000fr.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=3844436&ptid=209749][img]http://www.1000fr.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我是专门进来学习灵儿滴，呵呵顺便补习以下E文的翻译水平，恩，打算好了，把这个搞成英译汉或者汉译英，08年了，是该把自己压箱底的英文水准拿出来晒晒了，活活:call:43 [/quote]
拿出来晒晒嘛~~~放在箱子底下要发霉的 ~~~:call:43 支持:call:57 灵儿老婆 Denny：Maybe with Pene Lope. Maybe the judge. Did you see the look she gave me?
Denny所说的“Pene lope”原来就是西班牙美女Pene lope Cruz（佩内洛普·克鲁兹）啊！
[img]http://ent.sina.com.cn/d/2001-07-19/28-3-50608_48.jpg[/img] S04 EP12
原文：
Denny：So Katie kicked your ass.
Alan：Let me tell you something about this Katie Lloyd. She is going to be some lawyer. For her to be this good already, just out of law school, it's scary.
Denny：How far women have come. They used to be objects we just wanted to have sex with. Now they're intelligent, autonomous, powerful things we just want to have sex with.
Alan：We may even have a woman as president, Denny.
Denny：I had a dream about her as president-- Hillary, you know.
Alan：Tell me.
Denny：She invited me into the oval office. We had tea, discussed politics, then...we got right down to it. She was fantastic.
Alan：You had a Hillary sex dream?
Denny：Oh, she is so hot, Alan, in a dominatrix-praying-mantis sort of way. I'd like to have one night alone with that tramp. What? You have been cranky this week. Is everything okay?
Alan：Fine.
Denny：Something's wrong.
Alan：Nothing's wrong.
Denny：Fine.
Alan：My sophomore year in college, I got my girlfriend pregnant. She came to me, told me, and then proceeded to say, "Don't worry, I've already taken care of it." It was done. It had already been done. And I realized that she had probably been scared and...confused, but I felt completely invisible, as if I had no ability to express love, care, support. But for me to have no voice, as if I had no opinion...when it would have been my child, too...
Denny：Such prejudice against men. The issue is always about forcing us to take responsibility, never about our rights.
Alan：There's a conversation men could have with women before having sex. Perhaps an understanding should be reached before--
Denny：No, it's hard enough to get the condom on. Now you want to add conversation to the mix?
Alan：How many times have you had that problem taken care of with women?
Denny：I don't know. On the one hand, I want to perpetuate the species. I am, after all, Denny Crane. On the other hand, imagine the world—kids running around with mad calves disease.
Alan：I shudder.
Denny：Don't you want to be a father someday, Alan?
Alan：I don't know.
Denny：It'll happen. Can I be godfather? He'll need somebody to tell him about women. He can't have that discussion with dad.
Alan：You still want that son, don't you?
Denny：Take him fishing, teach him to drive a stick. When he gets older, he can introduce me to some of his girlfriends. It's all good.
Alan：People say having a family...that it's everything. Are we missing out, Denny?
Denny：Well, I feel I have a family of sorts here.
Alan：I don't think it's the same.
Denny：I've got you.
Alan：You've got me.
Denny：And I feel blessed. How many people have that?
Alan：Not enough.
译文：
Denny：Katie把你打败了
Alan：告诉你些关于这个Katie Lloyd的事吧，她会成为一个了不起的律师，她刚从法学院毕业就已经如此出色，太可怕了
Denny：女人现在有多厉害？她们曾经只是满足我们性欲的玩物而已，而现在，她们成了拥有智慧和权利的满足我们性欲的群体
Alan：我们甚至会选出一个女总统，Denny
Denny：我曾经梦到过希拉里当上了总统
Alan：告诉我
Denny：她邀请我去总统办公室，我们一起喝茶，讨论政治问题，然后…我们干“正事”，她可真是火辣
Alan：你做了个和希拉里做爱的梦?
Denny：她太火辣了，Alan，像一个独裁的荡妇，我真希望那一晚还能再来一次…怎么了？这个星期你一直都不太对劲，一切都好吧？
Alan：很好
Denny：你有心事
Alan：没有
Denny：那就好
Alan：在我大二时，我让我女朋友怀孕了，她过来告诉我这件事，但马上接着说，“别担心，我已经处理好了”，处理完了，她已经处理完了，我这才意识到她可能会很害怕…会很困惑，但我当时完全茫然了，好像我失去了能力来表达我对她的爱，关心，支持，后来我什么都没有说，好像自己脑袋里没有任何的想法…哪怕是关于到我自己的孩子…
Denny：这真是对男人的偏见！这种事情发生，总是迫使我们要去负责任，而不是享受自己的权利
Alan：在和女人上床之前是可以好好谈谈的，或许应该彼此了解一下…
Denny：不不，避孕套就够难带的了…那时候的混乱情况下，你还想谈谈？
Alan：你和你的女人遇到过几次这种问题?
Denny：我不知道，一方面我想要传宗接代，毕竟我是Denny Crane，另一方面，想象一下一群疯孩子围着你转
Alan：我会有冷汗…
Denny：你不想有一天当爸爸吗，Alan？
Alan：我不知道
Denny：你会的，我能当孩子的教父吗？他需要有个人和他讲讲关于女人的事，他当然不能和父亲谈这些东西
Alan：你仍然想要个儿子，对吗?
Denny：噢…带他去钓鱼，教他怎么用击球棒，当他长大些，他可以向我介绍他的女性朋友，这些都不错
Alan：常言道：拥有一个家庭…是生命的全部，我们漏掉什么了吗，Denny？
Denny：呃，我觉得在这里也有家的感觉
Alan：我认为感觉是不同的
Denny：我有了你
Alan：你有了我
Denny：这就是我的福分，有多少人会有这种福分？
Alan：不多 终于和进度扯平了~~~:call:442